Archive for May, 2011

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 23 – Blame it On the Vacuum Cleaner

May 31st, 2011

NOTE: My computer is acting wonky and I can’t get pictures to load. Will put up tomorrow. If computer behaves. First of all, I don’t want to tar all Turtle Mothers with my messy brush (tar is sticky, after all). However, this one, solitary, individual Turtle Mom is an extremely poor housekeeper. No ifs, ands [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 22 – They Would Have Liked To Dance At Her Wedding

May 30th, 2011

This Turtle Mom tends to come out and blink in surprise at the arrival of most holidays. Including Memorial Day (my first clue was the sign warning about a parade in town this a.m., which effectively prevents me from leaving my house for two hours). I debated forging ahead with my intended post. And then [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 21 – A Little Too Much Photo Realism

May 29th, 2011

We have a lot of pictures. A storage tub full of them. And another storage tub full. And there are still some pictures I haven’t (re)found yet that are tucked into drawers and boxes. A lot of them are very bad, technically. The kind a Tiger Mom would throw away. Or burn. Or rip into [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 20 – Two Little Brothers is Not Twice the Fun

May 28th, 2011

To the even mix of one-boy-one-girl family, we added another boy. This made a lot of change for daughter to handle in just about two years: new state, new house, new school, new friends, new brother, another new brother. She would have preferred a sister, I’m sure. Someone to dress up in pink and practice [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 19 – I Forgot To Pick Her Up

May 27th, 2011

It seems appropriate that I would be late to post this confession. I’ve been in my shell all day formatting and editing the rest of the Once Upon a Wedding series books. Three are up at Smashwords, two at Amazon, and two more are close to being put up. There are no pictures to depict [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 18 – Fashion is a Not Four Letter Word

May 26th, 2011

It seems reasonable to assume that Tiger Moms dress the part –  a wardrobe that says success, drive, winner, get-outta-my-way-or-get-run-over. They probably know what decade it is, too, so you won’t see a Tiger Mom with a 70s perm. Turtle Moms, by their very nature, not so much. Unless fashion is their shell? I am [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 17 – I Moved Her Away From Her Two Biggest Fans

May 25th, 2011

  Both Tiger Moms and Turtle Moms know how critical family can be. In both senses of the word. Especially grandmothers. From the day she was born, both grandmothers waged a campaign to keep a hat on her head and a coat on her back in the winter. They waged this campaign with sighs, tongue [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 16 – I Nearly Fed Her to the Ducks

May 24th, 2011

The phrase Tiger Mom gives the impression of a mom who would rip you apart if you threatened her child, right? Turtle Mom, not so much. This Turtle Mom thought I would do anything for my daughter. When ScienceDad was ready for grad school, he considered several schools. We visited Stony Brook, and took in [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 15 – I Never Let Her Get a Dog!

May 23rd, 2011

I don’t know about Tiger Moms and dogs. I can see it both ways. I bet if a Tiger Mom let her daughter have a dog, it would be for some purpose, inspired by awards for Best in Show. The kind of dog that comes with an embossed certificate of pedigree, and needs special food, [...]

Confessions of a Turtle Mom: 14 – I Thought Her Little Brother Would Balance Out Our Family

May 22nd, 2011

Daughter went almost eight years as an only child, with two doting grandmothers and a doting grandfather wrapped around her pinky finger. Not to mention Turtle Mom and Science Dad. Like many children, she thought it would be fun to have a little brother or sister. So why not add a sibling, right? There were [...]